Xinjiang is China's crime-num opus

Xinjiang is China’s crime-num opus

WHAT???? What is this Xinjiang Province in China doing here on this site? Well since I got to find some Chinese entertainment news and they are a censorship magnate, I guess I decide to do an article on this.

So first what is a province in China? The short answer to that is it’s basically the equivalence to a US State. Each province has its own unique flavor in food, accent, and sometimes culture! Just like state here in the US that also slightly differ from another in culture, accent, and food: you got incest Alabama, coal mining West Virginia, barbecue Texas, crabs Maryland, and polluted New York.

Xinjiang Province is unique because it is supposedly “highly autonomous” (although less so than Hong Kong) because the majority of the population there wasn’t Han Chinese in the old days. Actually the province is well known for being the home of many Uyghurs, muslim people of turkish descent. Also it’s unique because only about 10% of the whole region is actually inhabitable, the rest…… not so much.

Now in the old days, Xinjiang was actually not under the rule of China. First it was a place where nomads settle down, and much of China Early History they were afraid of invaders coming from around this region. Then it was a Buddhist place ruled by Dzungar Khanate during the period where Mongols shred everybody with either warfare or bubonic plague. Then the inhabitants convert to Islam and totally forgot their roots and thought that it was their conquerer who brought this EVIL BUDDHISM to the region. Answer Key: It wasn’t. It finally came under China control during the Qing Dynasty, which ironically WASN’T a Han Chinese led dynasty but a Manchurian led one (Manchus are basically like Uyghurs, but now a days they are basically Han Chinese cause they have assimilated so much). After the Qing Dynasty Xinjiang went into the future and saw what the Catalonia in Spain was trying to do. So they decided to do the exact same and in a Soviet backed revolt it ceded from Koumintang Party/Republic of China/Taiwan. Sadly the newly minted nation didn’t last long and was crushed by the PEOPLE REPUBLIC of CHINA (the ruling party now and the party that chase the Republic of China to that little island on the map. Talk about Han on Han aggression). Troubled by the unstableness of the region, Chinese government encourage Han Chinese to move to the region in large numbers. So large that nowadays, 40% of the people there are Han Ethnicity and only 45% are actually Uyghurs.

China might have left the whole region alone if not for the fact that their current chairman started the Belt Road Initiative which is basically a Chinese adaptation of the Marshall Plan. The Belt Road Initiative is China big grand economic plan to build a network of Global trade that is center around…. them.

Much of the road “overland” route that spread to Europe and Africa goes through….. XINJIANG PROVINCE!! Therefore to get a good authoritative stability of the region, China has beef up its security in Xinjiang. You might have heard of articles on China monitering its citizens using face recognition, a social score and stuff like that. Nowhere is it more prominent than Xinjiang where Uyghurs are pratically put under high scrutiny. Almost all of them have to have their fingerprints and DNA taken. Some/ALOT are putting into internment camps, or should I say “re-education” center. Police can stop anyone and check anyone as much as they want. Nobody really wants to rebel because police have epic firearms in their hands at all times. Heck there’s literally like three police stations in every block! To buy unsafe stuff, Uyghurs have to have a certain score. For example if you want to buy a knife, you have to be classify basically as a “good citizen”. Then the knife is imprinted with a QR code and that QR code is then printed onto the Uyghurs special ID. Basically if police found that knife where it is not suppose to be, they know instantly who it belongs too. Even tourists aren’t spared from all the security that’s going on in Xinjiang because China wants to really keep their oppression of Uyghurs underneath wraps. So much so that each tourist/residence is require by the police to download a VERY COOL APP. The app basically allows Chinese officers to steal pieces of data including WHOLE TEXT CONVERSATION, music downloads, calls, calender logs, even which apps the user has downloaded. Now it’s all gucci unless you have dwabble in such EVIL things as listening to Unholy Grave a Japanese Rock band that has a song praising Taiwan. Or if you have the Quran downloaded on your phone you know for memorizing, or have islamic publications like Rumiyah. Otherwise you are good to go, and me as a government official can enjoy all your embarassing text, dick pics, and booty calls. For me it’s basically free porn in a country that probably censor porn too. It’s sad that while the rest of the Chinese public likes and maybe even AHEM (REDACTED) to……..

As a signal of “good faith”, China actually just invited a Turkish ambassadors to Xinjiang and observe the heavy security there. Let’s be honest they can always be bought with money or threats, this all just seem like a big show for China. If you think this is all mess up, I just want you to remember. I don’t care if “oh no not the majority”, looking at July 4th and the state of affair right now, you voted for children in cages and seperation of families. Which is only a couple of steps above what China is doing. Again hey, at least they are doing it to adults.

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