Monsta X secret plan to take back the spotlight!

Monsta X secret plan to take back the spotlight!

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Starship Entertainment CEO: OH NO NO GOOD NO GOOD AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH
Starship Minion: running in YES YES WHAT IS IT SIR???
Starship CEO: I had a dream…. A terrible dream that that….
Starship Minion: That?
Starship CEO: THAT THEY INDICTED ME IN THIS WITCH HUNT OF A PRODUCE SCANDAL
Starship Minion: Well sir, not exactly a witch hunt or else witches would be real….
Starship CEO: SHUT SHUT UP!!! NO NO I NEED MORE MONEYS I NEED MORE MONEYS FOR THE INCOMING STORM
Starship Minion: Well sir our moon base that we launch last comeback have been churning out a couple of wins….
Starship CEO: NOT ENOUGH NOT ENOUGH! I NEED SOMETHING BIGGER, SOMETHING THAT WILL BRING ME IN MONSTROUS SUM OF MONIES!
Starship Minion: You don’t mean…..?
Starship CEO: Initiate the…. X-Plan
Starship Minion: NO SIR, NOT YET YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPEN LAST TIME….
Starship CEO: But monies!
Starship Minion: Where would you possibly use this X-Plan…
Starship CEO: SAUDI ARABIA!!!
Starship Minion: BUT SIR! HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION THERE, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS?
Starship CEO: When was Human Rights ever in this industry agenda?
Starship Minion: YOU… I…. I….. I will prepare the tickets…..

That’s right gang we did it! We have found the parallel to the NBA-China relationship… It’s KPOP AND SAUDI ARABIA. Not only that, Monsta X is performing in Ridyah Season. Now for all of you who don’t know what Ridyah Season is, apparently it’s a set of intiatives called “Saudi Seasons” that the tourism branch of the Saudi government has started to celebrate the country culture and create seasonal jobs in 11 different cities. Performing at a government event is a big…. yikes…. to be honest

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