Taking the L’s (lead), Eunwoo and Jaehyun decide to Chegg’s their apologies

The most simple thing anyone can do is an apology. You learn it in first grade and as a toddler but apparently even 20-40 year old people get it wrong! It is bad enough that they were caught going outside during times of pandemic where they were strongly advise not to unless it is essential, but it’s even worst that they seemingly do not think it’s a big deal. I guess why idols should seriously attend in-class highschool to catch up on their biology because I know I barely learn anything with online school that happen this Spring semester.

I NEED TO BARRRRRRRRR

Onto our news, our two very nice ’97 ers. Of course this is a bit old news, but there were a group of ’97 ers (born in 1997) idols (ok it was 4 people. ASTRO’s Eunwoo, BTS Jungkook,  NCT’s Jaehyun, SEVENTEEN Mingyu) that went outside and was caught hanging around Itaewon which is linked to the latest region afflicted with Corona. Now of course it wasn’t just those four, close by a group of 10 people thought it was a good idea to celebrate a B-Day party with a stupid alpaca in tow (and you know that party is bougie when it has an ALPACA an animal I have never seen before on the outside. I ain’t never seen a whole petting zoo at a birthday party unless we were going to THE ZOO which is a STUPID PLAN UNLESS YOU DON’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS BECAUSE THEN THE ANIMALS CAN BE YOUR FRIENDS WAHHHHH) like sisters please you can miss one B-Day party. You guys are not mayflies if you guys WERE feel free to party it up because when that sun is down you go down taking the virus with you. Like honestly people there’s 2021 which might be even a better cause for celebration because this year has been absolutely a fucked up timeline.

SO anyways back to these ’97 ers, so two of them namely NCT’s Jaehyun and ASTRO’s Eunwoo did not stay at home (which violated their recommendation. It is not a law, but it is almost an unwritten law that you should probably follow) and ended up having to pen their letters which went a little like this….

Jaehyun: Bro, let me see your letter

Eunwoo: *shy* bro, the teacher will notice!!

Jaehyun: Bro don’t worry I gotchu alright. The teacher ain’t gonna see shiz, just let me see it real quick

Eunwoo: Alright fine but if the teacher discover it’s on YOU! *slides the letter*

Jaehyun: Bro what the fuck this is a blank piece of paper!!

Eunwoo: I was thinking BRO, that even though the teacher said this is individual project, why don’t we you know work together on it tonight at my place

Jaehyun: BRO THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA BRO

Or my alternative theory is they literally googled “apology letter” and blew 10 bucks on Chegg to see answers cause they are not hackers…. LIKE ME. No offense to them, but netizens should take offense. Not because they probably copy their letters, but the very fact that they thought they can get AWAY with it. Like how stupid did Eunwoo and Jaehyun thinks the netizens were. These are the same folks who literally found out that L’s letter was a copy of 6 other different letters when he penned one saying he’s dropping out of INFINITE. WITHOUT USING TURN IT IN.COM. Like as far as cheating goes, taking it from 6 sources should be FOOL PROOF but apparently these netizens are turnitin.com. So why did Jaehyun and Eunwoo who wrote like two passages think they could get one over turnitin.com is BEYOND ME.

You know what if these idols feel like they don’t own anyone an apology or this whole incident is not big enough to reflect on that’s fine! They are just like going out and coming back in, you know it’s they right to go out and move about. But during this pandemic times, there’s only one thing that should be coming in from the outside, unmask and in clusters. That’s right, it is perfectly fine if idols don’t want to apologize but only if we get to wipe them down with bleach every time they enter somewhere new. My groceries do not say sorry or feel sorry for staying outside with its friends without a mask, but at least it voluntarily submit to be wiped down by Clorox wipes the instant in steps inside