Korea's FCC says CJ E&M be lookin' fine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Korea’s FCC says CJ E&M be lookin’ fine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Somewhere at a rich private school classroom

KCSC (The Korean Name) *over the intercom*: CJ Em please report to the main office, CJ Em please report to the main office

CJ Em *Looks open eyes*: WHAT????

Whole Class: OOOOOOOHHHH CJ IN TROUBLEEEEEEEEE

CJ: Oh really? Y’ALL THE ONE TO TALK. *Points to The Myth, The Legend, The Boy* MAN GO BACK TO SELLING PEOPLE’S MAMAS. *Points to Lee “So?” Men* MAN QUIT TALKING BULLSHIZ GO BACK TO <a href=”https://theartofdramas.com/blog/2019/07/02/sm-investors-demands-like-agency-to-merge-with-parent-company/”>EMBEZZLEMENT OR SOMETHING</a>

Navi Er: <a href=”https://www.allkpop.com/article/2020/07/naver-invests-100-billion-krw-83-million-usd-in-sm-entertainment-in-order-to-strengthen-content-on-their-platforms”>Hey don’t talk to my BOYFRIEND like that!</a>

CJ: Wow Navi you attend class? Shouldn’t you be going around snapping pictures of people with their consent?

Navi: <a href=”https://theartofdramas.com/blog/2019/06/17/yang-hyun-suk-steps-down/”>HEY THAT’S RUDE I’M NOT IN “THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE BOY” CIRCLE OF FRIENDS!</a> I HAVE MORALS! *Sniff* and besides my side piece Dispar is not here with the camera so I can’t even do it if I want to

Mr. Government: CJ you heard the intercom get you and your behind down to the main office

CJ: Man Mr. Government WHY aren’t these BOZOS being called down there either??

Mr. Government: You know what you did CJ! Crushing people hopes was not NICE!

CJ: COME ON MR. GOVERNMENT! IT’S LIFE EVERYONE DOES THAT!!?? Besides why am I THE ONLY ONE being called to the Main Office. Did you JUST NOT HEAR my truth spitting talk to my classmates???

Mr. Government: CJ…. Oh CJ… You know snitches get stitches!

CJ: WHAT???? Man this is some Bullshit! *Gets up to leave*

Whole Class: HAHAHAHA CJ A WHY WABY! HAHAHAHAHAAHA IMAGINE GETTING CAUGHT IN THE ACT WHAT AN AMATEUR!!!!

Mr. Government: Kids be wildin’ these days. Maybe we should send someone to….. take care of them….. when they get…. caught *pushes glasses up nose*

*In the Hallway*

CJ: *In tears* MAN I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL. *Walks and mutters* DON’T LET ME DO WHAT I WANT! *Walks and voice breaking* They gonna call my parents, and and RUIN EVERYTHING! *Opens the main office door*

KCSC: Ah CJ we been expecting you! Please *signal to a seat* take a seat, relax we ain’t going to hurt you! We don’t even have a single record of hurting anyone in this school!

CJ: *sits down* Are ARE ARE you going to TeLl mY pWrENts??

KCSC: Is this what it’s about? *Laughs* NO CJ we not going to tell your parents. Besides what you did crushing those poor poor people dreams, is what we do on a daily basis! We not going to call your parents and ruin your REPUTATION on such a TRIVIAL matter!

CJ: *sniff sniff* Then THEN…??

KCSC: I’ll tell you what. Let’s sweep this under the rug alright? Stay low for maybe a couple of years before you start crushing more dreams. I think it will blow over

CJ: Really??? *sniff*

KCSC: Yes! But morally I am obligated to give you a punishment. I will tell you what, you pay the school a little Fine and we call it like a done deal? That sounds good?

CJ: How *sniff* much?

KCSC: How about hmmmm….. $500000 USD? *CJ OPEN EYE* For $500000 we will sweep this under the rug

CJ: WOW $500000 USD? THAT’S LIKE POCKET CHANGE! Here YOU GO!

KCSC: Why are you handing me your pack of tissues CJ?

CJ: *Stands up* OPEN IT!!!

KCSC: *Opens the top of the package. Eyes wide for a moment and then close. And then winks at CJ* Well I guess that’s all! Any more questions?

CJ: NO SIRRRRR! I LOVE YOU!! *SUDDENLY MAKES OUT WITH KCSC Administrator. Pulls away* YES YES YES *Runs out of office*

Source: <a href=”https://www.soompi.com/article/1414261wpp/korea-communications-standards-commission-fines-cj-enm-for-vote-manipulation-in-produce-101-series”>(1)</a>

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