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Xinjiang is China’s crime-num opus

WHAT???? What is this Xinjiang Province in China doing here on this site? Well since I got to find some Chinese entertainment news and they are a censorship magnate, I guess I decide to do an article on this.

So first what is a province in China? The short answer to that is it’s basically the equivalence to a US State. Each province has its own unique flavor in food, accent, and sometimes culture! Just like state here in the US that also slightly differ from another in culture, accent, and food: you got incest Alabama, coal mining West Virginia, barbecue Texas, crabs Maryland, and polluted New York.

Xinjiang Province is unique because it is supposedly “highly autonomous” (although less so than Hong Kong) because the majority of the population there wasn’t Han Chinese in the old days. Actually the province is well known for being the home of many Uyghurs, muslim people of turkish descent. Also it’s unique because only about 10% of the whole region is actually inhabitable, the rest…… not so much.

Now in the old days, Xinjiang was actually not under the rule of China. First it was a place where nomads settle down, and much of China Early History they were afraid of invaders coming from around this region. Then it was a Buddhist place ruled by Dzungar Khanate during the period where Mongols shred everybody with either warfare or bubonic plague. Then the inhabitants convert to Islam and totally forgot their roots and thought that it was their conquerer who brought this EVIL BUDDHISM to the region. Answer Key: It wasn’t. It finally came under China control during the Qing Dynasty, which ironically WASN’T a Han Chinese led dynasty but a Manchurian led one (Manchus are basically like Uyghurs, but now a days they are basically Han Chinese cause they have assimilated so much). After the Qing Dynasty Xinjiang went into the future and saw what the Catalonia in Spain was trying to do. So they decided to do the exact same and in a Soviet backed revolt it ceded from Koumintang Party/Republic of China/Taiwan. Sadly the newly minted nation didn’t last long and was crushed by the PEOPLE REPUBLIC of CHINA (the ruling party now and the party that chase the Republic of China to that little island on the map. Talk about Han on Han aggression). Troubled by the unstableness of the region, Chinese government encourage Han Chinese to move to the region in large numbers. So large that nowadays, 40% of the people there are Han Ethnicity and only 45% are actually Uyghurs.

China might have left the whole region alone if not for the fact that their current chairman started the Belt Road Initiative which is basically a Chinese adaptation of the Marshall Plan. The Belt Road Initiative is China big grand economic plan to build a network of Global trade that is center around…. them.

Much of the road “overland” route that spread to Europe and Africa goes through….. XINJIANG PROVINCE!! Therefore to get a good authoritative stability of the region, China has beef up its security in Xinjiang. You might have heard of articles on China monitering its citizens using face recognition, a social score and stuff like that. Nowhere is it more prominent than Xinjiang where Uyghurs are pratically put under high scrutiny. Almost all of them have to have their fingerprints and DNA taken. Some/ALOT are putting into internment camps, or should I say “re-education” center. Police can stop anyone and check anyone as much as they want. Nobody really wants to rebel because police have epic firearms in their hands at all times. Heck there’s literally like three police stations in every block! To buy unsafe stuff, Uyghurs have to have a certain score. For example if you want to buy a knife, you have to be classify basically as a “good citizen”. Then the knife is imprinted with a QR code and that QR code is then printed onto the Uyghurs special ID. Basically if police found that knife where it is not suppose to be, they know instantly who it belongs too. Even tourists aren’t spared from all the security that’s going on in Xinjiang because China wants to really keep their oppression of Uyghurs underneath wraps. So much so that each tourist/residence is require by the police to download a VERY COOL APP. The app basically allows Chinese officers to steal pieces of data including WHOLE TEXT CONVERSATION, music downloads, calls, calender logs, even which apps the user has downloaded. Now it’s all gucci unless you have dwabble in such EVIL things as listening to Unholy Grave a Japanese Rock band that has a song praising Taiwan. Or if you have the Quran downloaded on your phone you know for memorizing, or have islamic publications like Rumiyah. Otherwise you are good to go, and me as a government official can enjoy all your embarassing text, dick pics, and booty calls. For me it’s basically free porn in a country that probably censor porn too. It’s sad that while the rest of the Chinese public likes and maybe even AHEM (REDACTED) to……..

As a signal of “good faith”, China actually just invited a Turkish ambassadors to Xinjiang and observe the heavy security there. Let’s be honest they can always be bought with money or threats, this all just seem like a big show for China. If you think this is all mess up, I just want you to remember. I don’t care if “oh no not the majority”, looking at July 4th and the state of affair right now, you voted for children in cages and seperation of families. Which is only a couple of steps above what China is doing. Again hey, at least they are doing it to adults.

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G20 summit in Osaka ends with barely any results except a cool picture!

Not much have been agree upon….

What an eventful talks the G20 summit in Osaka has been! Where absolutely nothing have been done! To those who don’t know about G20, it’s basically a meeting of powerful countries (ok fine countries who have the top 20 economies. Combine, they own like 80%-90% of the world’s GDP. It’s basically like the top 1% cocktail party). Now why would an entertainment website cover such a heavy deavy topic, well because China loves to censor its entertainment news so we will shift over and play politics for a bit here.

One of the main events of the talk was the meeting between Chinese and American President. The current trade war has been hurting both sides. The answers that came out of the mysterious talks was….. a pledge for MORE TALKS! Wow what a solution!

I GUESS??? Apparently, China and US has done this once before. Guess where it was? OH IT WAS AT THE PREVIOUS G20 SUMMIT IN ARGENTINA! China and US has pledge to cut a trade deal that both sides can agree too, and they actually drafted that “Gentlemen Agreement”. A little while later though, China decides to back out of one little terms in that deal. That is to protect intellectual property of foreign US companies. You see, US overhere as you all know has something call copyright that protect and individual’s “intellectual property”. Now of course that’s a good thing in hindsight. It encourages innovation because what’s yours IS EXCLUSIVELY YOURS. For a set amount of time. If you can think and build it, you can copyright it and sell it, and other companies cannot copy. Of course the down side of that is…

Pharmaceuticals can hike life saving drug prices that they discover/created first WAY WAY UP. As a socialist country, China doesn’t have such system in place. Or at least, not for foreign companies. This was one of the main reason for the US hiking tarriffs to 25% on Chinese imported goods this year. Now at the G20 the two nations have promise no more additional tarriffs while negotiations continue, but Beijing have stressed that they will not make a law that protects US intellectual property. Over 600+ big businesses (like Walmart, and Target) have sent president Trump an open letter not to raise any more tarriffs, they took the G20 results with a breather although many businesses remain skeptical. I mean they do have a reason to raise eyebrows, because last year in Argentina- where this exact agreement was made- tarriffs were much lower than they were today. Even global leaders remain skeptical, with some saying 45% chance that a deal will actually be made.

Cool Picture

Well one thing did look a bit promising. Before leaving Osaka Japan, President Trump took to twitter and tweeted to Supreme North Korean Leader that he would like to cross the DMZ and greet him. Finally our GLORIOUS president use twitter a little bit properly.

Now this crossing the DMZ zone was long planned, President Trump was dettered by “harsh storms” last time he tried to cross the DMZ. This time around president Trump met with South Korean President Moon at the blue house in which representatives from KPop a.k.a King Suho of EXO was present. Suho later said…..

““We met U.S. President Trump, but rather than the power of EXO, I think [we were invited] due to the power of K-pop. K-pop is loved all around the world, and I’m sure [Ivanka Trump] loves many [groups among K-pop], but I think she really liked EXO. I heard President Trump’s granddaughter is a fan of EXO as well, and we met Advisor Ivanka Trump at the PyeongChang Olympics, so I think that’s why we were able to have this opportunity.””

Oh please King Suho of EXO, the only group that Adviser Ivanka knows is BTS, let’s all be honest here. Also President Trump granddaughter liking EXO? Oh please that was probably diplomacy….

Advisor I: Oh yes, Mr. Suho…. My niece (or daughter) loves uh… singing Asian men
Suho: OH EXO?
Advisor I: (aside) I am pretty sure it started with a BTS because you know THEY JUST GOT BIG HERE WHAT THE FUC HAVE YOU DONE EXO IN AMERICA WHY WOULD MY DAUGHTER/OR MY NIECE KNOW ABOUT YOUR ASS? But anyways they all look alike they are all too white asian people.. (to King Suho of EXO) Oh yes EXO yes yes VERY GOOD GROUP!

President Trump then travel to the DMZ where he met up with Supreme Leader Kim and took about ten steps across the DMZ. President Trump and Supreme Leader Kim has agree to restart nuclear deal talks after the last disaster of the Hanoi Summit and reports that the envoys for North Korean in those talks was recently executed. . Hey at least one thing was reopened, although many politicians in the US said it was a sign of appeasement.

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