Oh poor Sistar Hyolyn….. Anyways she has an upcoming solo single and she just drop a teaser image. The single is expect to drop around uh….. 5/23/2019.
But ooooh Hyolyn, why are you denying your destiny, you need SISTAR as much as you want to deny it. It’s time to make a reality TV show call “Finding SISTAR” that will be like Uncle Drew recruiting his teammates. Hyolyn needs to apologize for disbanding the group in 2017 and reforming the group again to become LEGENDS.
Episode 1- Hyolyn mopes about her latest comeback inside her house. Looking at the picture on the stance of the former SISTAR members vacation to uh….. JEJU ISLAND she reminisces on the good ole days. Her manager Nick decides to tell her that, there’s still time to reform the band. As Nick tells his story, he was in a small town band with his two brothers then he wanted to be the dick and left. He recently just reconnected with his brothers. Hyolyn, inspire, decides to visit Yoon Bora a visit…..
Bora: WAHHHHHHH WAHHHH, MY DEAR PET I DIDN’T NOT MEAN IT….. I WAS JUST UHHHHH….. EXCITED FOR ARTHDAL CHRONICLES AND WAS THINKING ABOUT IT WHEN YOU “GIVE IT TO ME”. THAT THOUGHT I REALLY WANTED TO “SHAKE IT” OFF MY MIND AND THE NAME JUST SPILL OUT.
Hyolyn approaches: Bora….. Bora
Bora turns around: YOU! !##$@!
Hyolyn: I’m sorry….
Bora: OH DON’T YOU HAVE A “SOLO” CAREER TO GO BACK TO. LEAVE ME ALONE IN MY THOUGHTS. I’m all “LONELY” NOW.
Hyolyn: “I swear” I won’t ever do what I did in ’17 again.
Lunch break on Producer 101 set
Soyou: Good job trainees, can you go a bit higher to hit the note?
Producer’s Bullying Males: Well I can’t. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT?
Soyou: OF COURSE!
PBM: DO IT!
Soyou: Do re mi….uh uh FAA voice crack. PMM snickers
Hyloyn appear out of nowhere: FAAAA SOOOOLLLLL
PBM: OMG…. I MEAN OMO OMO OMO. “I LIKE THAT”! Soyou shook
Hyolyn: You have been really “BAD BOYS” HAVEN’T YOU. PBM NODS OBEDIETELY You boys go along now
PBM: YES MA’AM shuffle out
Soyou: WELL WELL WELL, YOU THINK I WOULD BE THANKFUL JUST BECAUSE YOU DID THAT.
Hyolyn: I’m sorry Soyou, why don’t you come play second fiddle to me again?
Soyou: WHY WOULD I DO THAT. HUH, I HAVING GREAT TIME. RELAXING AT HOME, DOING YOGA WITH MY F(X) BUDDY BUT AT LEAST I’M NOT WASTING MY TALENTS. I’m EARNING MORE MONEY, AND I GET TO EAT. WAHAHAHAHA WAHHHHHHHHHHH TAKE ME BACK
Dasom at home: AHHH, RELAXING DAY pulls out a mirror. Who’s a real actress, who’s a reall actress, that’s right I am! Hyolyn appears from behind. WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO IT IS. WHAT…
Hyolyn: Look Dasom. I want you to rejoin our group. No one has your very unique visual
Dasom: Can it sis. I won’t FALL FOR YOUR LITTLE PLANS. I HAVE A SOLO CAREER NOW, I’M A REAL ACTRESS NOW!
Hyolyn shows image:
Excuse me I went on a tangent there. AOA’s Seoulhyun is a real deal broker. I must say, I think a lot people thought this May, AOA would be dead news. But SOMEHOW, at least 4 people wanted to continue playing the second fiddle to Seoulhyun. Yuna, Jinmi, Chanmi, and Hyejeong _ grand leader Seoulhyun all resign with FNC Entertainment. The one that become the fallen angel this time is Mina, she has fallen to the evil ChoA-cifer and decided to call QUITS! I really want to see ChoA return, to be honest they need a main vocalist. I hope FNC handles AOA better, to be honest they could have been big but scandals after scandals hit from “I’m no historian” Seoulhyun to “I want to be Seoulhyun when I grow up” Chanmi. It seems like FNC only cares for Seoulhyun, leading to horible group chemistry. They are one of (possibly the last) big group remaining from Gen 2 (beside EXID).